paff


female version of fap. derived from the sound of a female masturbating.
as she saw her boyfriend give a hot show on webcam, she paffed until her fingers were sore.
to m-st-rb-t-. first heard in canadian high schools attended by young but moxy feminists.
“i had a huge crush on you in high school and and would paff while thinking of you.”
clearly the noise that is created when a large quant-ty of drinking straws are thrown
hey buddy whats up

“paff”

what was that?
that was clearly the noise of drinking sraws being thrown
term used for a cigarette in the southwestern suburbs of baltimore, md.
can i b-m a paff off of you?
the real american patriot. he so tough he kills terrorists when he’s making breakfast! he fights everyone- ninjas, mike tyson, the king and queen…

his only problem is he can’t spell. or speak proper english. or draw.
www.paffonline.tk is paff’s official website!
the word you say when you drop something on the ground.

english word that has been most likely invented in sweden.

pr-nounced like “poff”
påff
1. a word used to replace or expand upon profanity.

2. a sound effect used for physical humor; oft followed by ‘biff,’ ‘pow’ or ‘kaboom.’
1. “so i told the guy to go paff himself before i paffed the paff outa him… paffing jerk.”

2. bob was running along when out of nowhere, a bird flew into him and paff! right in the face!

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