pagan birthday priest
an individual who does not acknowledge the importance of their own birthday, yet readily emphasizes celebrating the birthdays of others. such individuals sacrifice their birthdays.
roberta: “man, i’m so excited for bryan’s birthday this weekend! jon skuba has been hyping it up for months.”
christine: “yeah dude, jon’s birthday was also yesterday, but he just didn’t tell anyone.”
roberta: “really? i had no idea. what a pagan birthday priest.”
christine: “yeah. but i heard that later tonight he’s conducting a ceremonial ritual in which he slaughters a bull upon an altar in honor of apollo if you want to go to that.”
roberta: “sounds good dude. i’m in.”
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