pageant dad


a dad who prepares his daughters for interviews i.e. college interviews or job appointments
activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that “bring out your eyes” and pinching your cheeks to give them “some rouge”
ugh john mckenzie is such a pageant dad, he told me splash some cold water on my face to liven my skin.

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