Pageant Mom


woman in her mid forties who pushes her young child to be in pageants to live vicariously through that child. delirious to how a normal child should be raised and a complete dumb b-tch. notorious for harboring the future strippers of america.
that pageant mom is the reason my tanning store is still in business.

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