pager


a device that people carry around that usually beeps when someone gets paged. pagers are dying out because of cell phones.
i think you need a new battery for your pager.
(noun) a drug addict (usually a crackhead) who sells, or procures for sale, stolen items in order to support his or her drug habit.
that pager wanted money for a rock so he tried to sell me a camera.
a sommamab-tch drug addict (also known as a crack head ) who steals sh-t from you and then, comes back and (knowingly) tries to sell you the sh-t he just stole from you!(so he can get money for more drugs.) or goes and p-wns any thing for money for drugs (right down to their kids christmas gifts).
you go out on that block you better make sure a pager doesn’t see that gold necklace and sneak up on you.

can you stop at the p-wn shop and see if that ring is in there that your pager -ss brother stole from me and p-wned in last week?

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