PageWanker


a person suffering from type of mania caused by an irrational obsession with google pagerank, often expressed by increased talkativeness and a fixation on the green slider bar within the google toolbar. the severity of pagew-nk becomes more prenounced as pagerank decreases. sufferers (pagew-nkers) with a high pagerank 8-10 often show symtoms of euphoria (excessive happiness) and increased s-x drive. as pagerank decreases sufferers may experience mood swings, irritability, anger, and increasing hostility towards the internet finally leading to depression and uncontrollable crying as pagerank reaches 0.

dave was being an annoying pagew-nker all morning since google blacklisted his spammy link network.

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