Paging ditz


to steal images of unrealistically hot girls for use on message boards; then pretending to be said girls. comes with extravagant back-stories, personal tales and other information. works best if you try to connect on a personal level with regular members of said message boards. intentions are to p-ss self off as hardcore and intelligent sports fan, not to gain s-xual favor.
hotfballchick01 is paging ditz dude, no way those are her pics. i’m askin’ for a date.

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