Pagoism
the religion in which you believe your dog is a robot.
“are you going to church tomorrow?”
“no, i believe in pagoism now. i no longer go to that church. i’m a pagoist.”
“dang, can i convert?”
“do you have a dog?”
“no, i own a cat.”
“then no.”
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