pain swamp
the all round aching feeling during a woman’s period. when the pain is so bad and it feels like it is spreading through you and all you can do is wrap up in a blanket and try not to cry.
friend: hey let’s go out tonight?
me: f-ck that. i’m sinking in a pain swamp of blood and tears.
friend: oh sh-t, i’ll be round with chocolate and weed.
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