Painfully Average


a person who is painfully average would rate on a scale of 1-10 directly in the middle, a 5. this causes the person to become almost invisible because of their mediocrity rendering them completely undesirable. therefore it’s better to be a 4 than a 5.
i’d rather be with rachel than amy. rachel’s a 4 but it’s better than being with a painfully average 5.

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