PAINSNAIL
a pain snail is a person who carries around too much emotional baggage and tends to be quite slow. painsnails are always moaning about how miserable they are but never do anything to change things. a painsnail often has low self esteem and low morals – painsnails can not keep their pants on but almost always regret their encounters. they are incapable of holding down relationships and when in a relationship they mess it up for themselves by cheating.
there appears to be a “painsnail” in almost every tv drama.
a painsnail is a miserable person, who likes to inflict misery on others for their own pleasure. two-faced in nature, they split up freindships and relationships with their venomous lies and backstabbing tactics.
painsnail will tell friend x that freind y said something she didn’t – then run to freind y and tell them the same thing about friend x!
when a girl uses her genitals to leave a ‘snail’s trail’ on a friend who is unconscious after a serious accident
poor dave got painsnailed the other day by some crazy b-tch, this was after he fell off his bmx…
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