Paint Can Face


when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it’s as if she has painted it on her face. she does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.
i was going to hit on that chick i saw across the club but when i got closer i saw she was a paint can face so i aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.

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