paint can
1. can which contains paint
2. slaps stupid ppl
that paint can is gonna slap ya f-ckin face
a ‘gorilla’ or muscle-head, likely from the sh-r- of new jersey, who walks with his chest puffed out and arms at near 90 degree angles as if he’s holding a heavy paint can in each hand.
a juiced, tanned gtl’er would walk as though holding paint cans.
a female that is not very intelligent and frequently engages in s-xual intercourse, -n-logous to a can of paint, not very bright and spreads easy.
ten minutes into our date i could tell sally was a total paintcan
a case of severe diarrhea, likely a result from eating extremely hot or greasy food. or beans.
don’t expect to escape old mexico without getting a case of the paintcans.
after you man c-ms in your mouth, they shake your head, causing their man b-tter to drip out of your mouth like paint.
i really hate it when brandon gives me the paint can. it makes me so dizzy.
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