Painted
to be extremely intoxicated beyond one’s own knowing.
when we get to the bar, we’re getting f–king painted!
meaning: attractive
person 1: ayy bro you think sammi over there is fine?
person 2: yeah, bro she’s painted.
a coloqiualism indicating a hightened state of inebriation, intoxication or any other debilitaing state resulting from inbibing excess amounts of alcohol. see wrecked, trashed, bladdered, trollied and wasted.
dude, last night i woke up in a skip filled with mousetraps and shoelaces. we must have got totally painted.
person 1: gl-sses?
person 2: check
1: ice?
2: check
1: various intoxicating liquors?
2: check
1: right, let’s get painted
when a gay man expels himself during s-xual intercourse.
that b-tch painted my wood last night.
don’t sleep with him, he paints all the kids.
when a man unleashes a m-ssive load of c-m on an unsuspecting girl and her face is completely covered.
i haven’t had s-x in weeks, that b-tch megan is totally going to get her face painted tonight.
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