Painted the mustache
a cheeks to cheeks p-ssing of gas straight over the face of some unsuspecting victim.
sitting relaxing and all unawares, casey suddeny took a m-ssive methane face load when bean-powered baily spun and painted the mustache as he p-ssed.
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