painting daddy’s ceiling
when a man removes his trousers and a woman lays on the floor. the said man will rest his pubicle sack upon the forehead of the female, gooch hovered over mouth. the female will then proceed to put condiments of different colors into her mouth, and then lick the gooch of the male. the woman will create a colorful masterpiece that would put michaelangelo to shame.
today in painting 201 we will be painting daddy’s ceiling, pair up and males remove their pants, ladies -ssume the position.
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