painting the ceiling
painting the ceiling is when you haven’t jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place
i thought i was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn’t show up. man do i have blue b-lls so i decided to watch some p-rn and i ended up painting the ceiling
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