Paintshopping
when you’re broke as h-ll and you can’t afford photoshop so you use paint instead
“i’m paintshopping something right now”
says broke -ss n-gg-. “n-gg- you broke asf” says slightly less broke -ss n-gg-
when editing photos with paint on a windows-based computer since most people don’t have photoshop, either becasue they can’t afford it or because they are idiots and don’t know how to download it.
guy #1
– hey check out this pic. i woke up in the middle of the night and had this idea in my head so i got up and started “paintshopping”
guy #2
– holy cr-p you really suck at editing, it doesnt even look real at all.
guy #1
– it’s paint, it’s not supposed to..
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