pajero

a pajero is a j-panese four wheel drive made from 1982-present by mitsubishi. the pajero is a low cost four wheel drive compared to its rivals. the pajero was named shogun and montero in some countries due to the name in spanish means w-nker. the pajero four wheel drive is very underrated in the four wheel drive community.
oh look at that pajero go! you don’t need an expensive four wheel drive to get there.
spanish slang word meaning ‘he who fiddles with himself for s-xual gratification’.
unknowingly used by a major automobile manufacturer who took the more academic translation of the word to mean ‘straw dealer’
i’ve just been to the men’s room and i think i heard a pajero in the cubicle
word often used in argentinian language to refer to a guy that:
1. it’s too lazy to do stuff
2. looks at women in a very perverted s-xual way or hooks up with lot of women
1. juan: do you wanna go out tonight?

hugo: no.. i’m tired.

juan: come on, pajero!

2. pedro is in a night club and he sees all the woman p-ss by and he says “look at all this women, i want them all!” and he tries to hook up with all of them. pedro is a pajero.
1. someone who lies or embelishes facts. not necesarily to deceive or in a malicious manor. can almost be translated into someone who’s “full of sh-t.”

2. someone who tends to make plans and not come through with them can gain the reputation of being “pajero”
1. george, “man, that kickback last night was crackin’. there must’ve been like 200 people there!”

joe, “not eveeen!!! no seas pajero! (don’t be full of sh-t!) there was like 50 people there tops!”

2. maria, “so fer sure, fer sure let’s go to vegas this weekend. i’m so serious , i haven’t been there in so long so i’m so serious!”

javi, “h-ll yea, i’m too down!!! if you’re down, i’m down!”

jessica, “i wouldn’t get your hopes up, maria is kind of pajera.”
a man who is (a) physically large, much like the 4wd mitsubishi pajero and (b) who is a total w-nker.

characteristics of a pajero include lots of interior empty sp-ce and loud noise.
in spanish, a ‘pajero’ means a w-nker. arnold schwarzenegger is a pajero.