Pakistani Massage


when your f-cking a chick with hairy legs; you bust your load on to one leg. after the c-mming you rub the c-m around her legs as a gentle m-ssage. following that you find a razor and trim her leg hairs and shove the hairs into her b-tt hole. finally you eat out her b-tt hole for a delicious snack.
billy joe says to john”i was with your sister last night and she had not shaved her legs in a while so i gave her a nice pakistani m-ssage. she also asked for a pakistani haircut and i was like “nah” but then i changed my mind and was like “sure” ”

john replys ” you dirty mother f-cker, you have no friends”

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