palentine


a friend with benefits, someone you have s-x with but aren’t in a relationship with.
he’s my favorite palentine, but we’re just friends.
someone of pal status at valentines day, non s-xual unless outlaw says so
outlaw is my palentine
a friend with benefits, someone you have s-x with but aren’t in a relationship with.
he’s my favorite palentine, but we’re just friends.

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