Paleo Dating


a form of courtship originating in the paleolithic period. it traditionally involves rendering the female unconscious via club strike to the head, followed by violent non consensual s-x. pract-tioners can often be spotted by a cursory examination of their dietary regiment, colloquially referred to as the “paleo diet”.
“chuck just hit that b-tch with a club and drug her off to his place to bang her. it’s cool though, they’re paleo dating.”
“d-mn dude! check out that hot sk-nk in the corner! i’m gonna go buy her a drink.” “nah, f-ck that dude. just paleo date her.”

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