Paleo Penis
when one that is on the paleo diet takes the next step to be a true caveman – he quits internet p-rn and refrains from fapping. the paleo p-n-s will then be born. the paleo p-n-s is different from the normal no fap p-n-s as it is wiser and more natural. this was the p-n-s of our ancestors and those before them. the p-n-s the way it was meant to be.
paleo-man – “i have all this energy from the extra testosterone i’m not wasting on fapping. time for more gains.”
paleo p-n-s – “i’m up for anything.”
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