Palimony
an allowance for support made under court order and given usually by one person to his or her former lover or live-in companion after they have separated. you don’t need a ring on your finger to get half ladies.
if he liked it then he should have put a ring on it but, he didn’t. now i’m suing his -ss for palimony.
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