Palita
a stereotypical middle eastern woman who has a bushy unibrow. she never shaves and scares off little children. usually, she takes stalker photos of other men and tends to m-st-rb-t- while staring at the photos. she wears a green turban and a pink bra on sundays. parents are told to beware of palitas as they are potentially dangerous to small children due to the numerous reports of child molestation.
ranjit: omg it’s the palita, beware children
children: ahhhhhh!!!!!!!
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