palm oyster

the act of c-mming in the palm of the hand, and slurping it up like an oyster.

s-m-n in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.

a palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to -j-c-l-t-, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their s-m-n.
i was jerking off but didn’t have any tissues so i had to eat a palm oyster.

“me and my girl were having s-x but we forgot the condom”

– “did she eat your palm oyster?”

“yeah man, slurped it all up”

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