Palmer, Tx
a dusty old town in the -ss end of nowhere consisting only of a school and several racists. visitors are guaranteed to get a speeding ticket, as it is the only way the town earns revenue. the town has no redeeming qualities other than the burgers during friday night lights.
got my 3rd speeding ticket going 2mph over o-ssing through palmer, tx.
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