while getting a rim job, heat up a cheddar and broccli hot pocket at double the time. when done, you slam it on your c-ck. causing not only your -sshole to pucker up, but your partiner’s lips will also!
when there is an abundence of hot pockets, there is always the “palowski pucker”!
a fictional country where cold pandas live. the central park zoo returned three pandas to their native land of panada.
- beaver bum
when someone’s -rs-hole is covered in pubic hair ellie: lets have -n-l s-x john: i can’t, i’l get lost in your beaver b-m
- Habbo whore
it means a habbo (person who plays habbo hotel) pretend like a wh-r- and wants pixels-x, but it’s all fake. simone: hi look i’m beautiful. do you want s-x? wilco: no, you habbo wh-r-! a girl who plays habbo hotel and acts like a sl-t to get pixel s-x,s-x for computer using virgins with no […]
homuns are usually very quiet and proper boys. they are shy and intelligent with an inclination to science, in particular physiology. homuns tend to stay away from large events and venues where they may be subjected to large amounts of alcohol; however once you manage to get one drink into a homun, he’ll do the […]
- honest politician
the modern democracy illusion newspaper reader: oh goshhh, isn’t that senator nice with that child? sure he’s a good and honest politician. guy: ma’am, a year ago he was in jail for bribery newspaper reader: i said he is nice. guy: ma’am… newspaper reader: -covering her ears- lalalala i can’t hear youuu