Paltrowing


when someone has an incredible amount of money and still whinges about trivial things like the gas bill. based on gwyneth paltrow, the queen of paltrowing.
robert: oh d-mn i only have $35 million net worth now and i wanted to buy a new microwave.
dana: i have so much money but this zit on my nose is killing meh!
me: f-ck up and stop paltrowing.

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