pam anderson

late 90’s female media celebrity.
ex-playmate, she had the top-heavy, blond-haired, long-legged tokens of desirability, so that any beer-bellied jerk on the verge of p-ssing out could conventionally blurt out that he would love to pork her, even if he could no longer remember his own name.

pam’s checklist:
a) botox in her lips
b) silicon in her b–bs
c) nothing between her ears

the high point of her career was appearing in one of the stupidest tv series ever: baywatch. she then went on to appear in her own tv series, which was even stupider.
her lowest point was when the video clip of her banging 15-minute hubby tommy lee circulated over the net.
her own 15 minutes of fame over, pam still has the -sset of -celebrity- which ent-tles her to a cameo in the simpsons and to appear in several episodes of the remake the love boat, if its ever remade.
it ain’t pam’s fault to be who she is. she’s just another packaged product. its up to you if you swallow her or not.
bon appet-t.
personally, i used to get a far bigger b-n-r from watching the girl next door.
pam anderson’s shelf life has already expired.
some people have all their talent between their ears, and some have it hanging between their belly b-tton and their shoulders. pam anderson is squarely in the second group.
pam anderson excels at being honest about what pays the bills, her pammies.
a sk-nky wh-r- with fake b–bs and is a total airhead.
pam anderson is such a sl-t and has hepat-tis c, and got infected from that sleaze tommy lee.
the b–bs your mother wishes she had now that hers are sagging
i wish i had a pair of pam andersons.
a v-g-n- with no roast beef. perfect and smooth lips with no dangle.
d-mn, that chick is sporting a pam anderson!
a former playboy model, who has large b–bs, and is one of the most beautiful people in the world, along with carmen electra and tara ried
i like to m-st-rb-t- to pam anderson