Pan-Asian


a term intended to be derogatory; used against young, skinny, good-looking, j-panese/italian men named jimmy who are visiting the “armpit of america”, also known as detroit, mi. the term “pan-asian” is often used by corpulent, balding, middle-aged white males wearing xxl hawaiian-print b-tton up shirts while drunkenly bragging about running for congress, as a result of being told they would get zero votes for the fact that they are “douche-bags”. sidenote: these fat white men do not appreciate being thwarted by the infamous “fakeshake” maneuver, wherein said pan-asian offers to shake hands, and instead quickly pulls hand away to comb side of head and obnoxiously yells, “psyche!”
“i’m gonna kick your pan-asian -ss, motherf-cker!”

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