pancake boner


when sleeping on your side, waking up with a rock steady, red hot morning b-n-r and, rolling over onto your stomach, going back to sleep, sleeping on top of your b-n-r, flattening it out like a pancake.

sleeping on your b-n-r is only good to do once in a while
example #1:

bill (to steve): f-ck me! i slept on my b-n-r one too many times and i now have permanent pancake d-ck.
steve:dude, you’re only supposed to sleep on your morning b-n-r every other day.

bill: f-ck!
steve: it’s perfect!you have a pancake d-ck, and your mom has a scrambled eggs p-ssy! and your dad has a french toast -ss hole!
bill: lets go and throw rocks and some geese!
steve and bill: (yelling together) pancake b-n-r! throwing rocks at geese!

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