Pancake Lizard
a woman who’s used so much makeup that it completely obscures their actual skin and features, making them look like they’ve been agressively airbrushed. often seen on a mutton dressed as lamb.
“hey, check your 6 – pancake lizard alert!” watch it… “no, seriously, must put her makeup on with a trowel.” spatula, actually. “how can you tell?” that’s my mum.
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