Pancake Shit
when a guy really needs to take a cr-p, the sh-tstorm begins to leave his -ss the moment his underwear falls
below the faultline (his b-tthole)….he then begins what us men call “the move”. the synchronized motion of yanking one’s shorts down while beginning to sh-t while also sitting down on the cr-pper, all in one fluid beautiful motion.
this move does not though allow time to check if your wife left the seat up. the existence of a “down position” will result in what men will forever refer to as a “pancake sh-t”…otherwise referred to as a cake dump, or “laying a flattie”.
my d-mn maid cleaned my bathroom and left the seat down…..after a night out on the town and a 2am taco bell run, i ran in there with some projectile gurgling sh-t comin out of my stinkhole, i had no time to turn the light on…..
you guessed right boys, pancake sh-t…..
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