Pancake Tits
when br–sts are oddly flat to the chest and resemble the delicious breakfast confection, pancakes.
wow, lauren’s pancake t-ts are deserving of aunt jemima’s maple syrup and two pads of b-tter. make-a me hungry.
when a females br–sts lack volume and suppleness. they lie flat against the chest as if two empty grocery bags were stapled to her ribcage and filled with a little bit of water.
often countered with pushup bra or breast implants
when she took her bra off and showed me her pancake t-ts i decided not to go to ihop for breakfast the next morning.
essentially skin flaps with nipples. most commonly found on old ladies, gypsies and african street hookers.
like an old mans n-ts-ck, the african street hooker’s pancake t-ts sagged to her knees and occasionally scr-ped the ground.
very flat sagging br–sts, native to most internet women. especially numerous in those with children, usually accompanied by stretchmarks and or some form of piercing to make them seem more alluring.
the strippers at that club were disgusting, they all had pancake t-ts and stretchmarks.
very flat, sagging, oddly shaped or malformed br–sts, usally in the shape of pancakes resulting from either old age, or a tight–ss bra. not attractive at all. usally accompanied by peircings, or a cellulite covered -ss. n-body likes thunder thighs and pancake t-ts.
i thought that girl raven was okay lookin’, but then i saw them pancake t-ts, and i was like “d-mn, girl got that ihop open 24/7”.
when a females br–sts lack volume and suppleness. they lie flat against the chest as if two empty grocery bags were stapled to her ribcage and filled with a little bit of water.
very saggy and unappealing br–sts.
when she took her bra off and showed me her pancake t-ts i decided not to go to ihop for breakfast the next morning.
when a females br–sts lack volume and suppleness. they lie flat against the chest as if two empty grocery bags were stapled to her ribcage and filled with a little bit of water.
very saggy and unappealing br–sts.
when she took her bra off and showed me her pancake t-ts i decided not to go to ihop for breakfast the next morning.
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