Parking Lot Amnesia
“parking lot amnesia” is the syndrome that occurs when parking in any lot at any large facility. it occurs when you open the door of your vehicle to get out and is recognized when you are leaving the building and realize you have no idea where your vehicle is even though you left it just moments earlier. which usually results in a long hot or cold walk with a heavy load until the final recognition of your car or in worst case scenarios calling a friend for a ride and returning after the establishment has closed and your car is the last one in the lot. the invention of remote locks has greatly decreased the syndrome and has resulted in a new disorder called “arm overhead clicking” where you walk around arm raised over your head and constantly try to activate your cars locks from a distance.
upon leaving an establishment: dude, where’d we park? i don’t i know man! f-^k, “parking lot amnesia again.” well let’s walk around and use your remote (arm overhead clicking) maybe we can find it that way?
noun: the phenomenon of losing all memory of where you parked your car, usually occurring after coming out of a loud and busy store.
jesse pinkman: yo mr. white that that guy has been walking around the parking lot for 45 minutes, i think its an undercover cop. let’s bounce…
mr. white: relax, he just has parking lot amnesia. my g-d did you pay attention to nothing in school?
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