panch

short for panchero’s, it’s the most bad-ss mexican restaurant on the face of the planet. super fresh tortillas will make your head spin, and the smell of fresh guacamole might induce an -rg-sm. warning though: overexposure to panch will lead to a physical dependency and or addiction similar to that of crack cocaine or p-rnography.
1. “dude you wanna get some panch later?”

“man, i’ve already had panch for lunch. f-ck it let’s get some panch.”
a punch with a twist of confidence and smug revelry.

alternatives include paaanch or paaaaaaaaaaaanch depending of the level of accentuation required.
“this monkey was jiving me so i fixed his wagon with a panch”

“man, i’m so sorry for denting your schvinkenvankan.” “paaaaaaanch!”
n, adj
1) used to describe anything that tastes good with pineapples
2) a part of the body on a man that tastes good with pineapples typically thighs
origin: late middle english (denoting a pine cone)
tim: you know betty, this salad is good with apples, but it’s panches so you might want to toss that salad with pineapples.

betty: speaking of panches, i poured pineapple juice all over norbert’s hot creamy panches, and panches they were, for it was delicious but i got a desert sam while i was down there.
similar to punch, except it must be performed by someone possessing great power, such as a viking or üsküdar.
in addition, a panch must either split the panchee in half lengthways, or cause the panchee to explode.
collin: i’m listening to kashmir right now.
jami: oooh, i like that song :p
collin: who doesn’t?
jami: my sister.
collin o_____0 she must be panched.
jami: mos def.

brian: i panch you!
{gory explosion noise}
a term on endearment used to describe females. it is used in the same way girls call each other b-tch, sl-t or ho, but with no degrading connotations.

a panch can be a girl who is very funny, or very annoying, or very sweet, or anything else.

a term of friendship and endearment used from one girl to describe another girl.
look at megan, what a little panch.

hilorie you look so cute today, you panch.

c-ssidy is breaking up with brian today, what a panch.

hey panch face! love you!
a shortened name for “pantry”
“what are you doing?”
“lookin’ for some food in the panch, what else?”
another word for p-ssy. created to be used in mixed company without detection.
can also be pr-nounced “pain-ch” in which case all rhyming words should also be thusly pernounced “rain-ch”
check out that chick’s panch.
fun to say repet-tively and to rhyme.
“pa-pa-pa-panch pa-panch panch panch”
“panch with ranch”