panda balls
metal b-lls used to m-ssage the palms of your hand and are usually decorated with asian artwork such as pandas.
avoid banging the panda b-lls together violently.
beginners should start with small b-lls and move gradually into larger sizes.
clean them with oil.
hee hee…
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