Panda Blanket


a male who is whipped by their female asian companion could be said to be wearing a “panda blanket.”
“hey, ricky, you comin tonight?”
“nawh man sorry. sun’s not feelin well i gotta go keep her company.”
“jeez rick, im surprised you even manage to breath wrapped so tightly in that panda blanket.”

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