panda express
a restuarant serving food to average, american caucasian families who think they are “adventorous” by eating “authentic” chinese food.
chinese guy: i can’t go to your house because i am having dinner in a chinese restuarant.
white kid: zomg!! i loooooooove chinese food. i like eat panda express everyday!!!!!!!!!! orange chicken rox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the worlds premier multi-national dining experience: americanized chinese food served to you by mexicans.
welcome to panda express. what entre would you like? orange chicken. si senor.
when you are raped by a gang of angry pandas.
john was never really the same after he got the panda express.
fast food chinese restuarant. delicious food and good service. kung pao chicken with steamed rice=yummy goodness
mom: what do you want for dinner?
me: panda express!!!!!!!!
the panda express is a risque s-xual maneuver in which the male places rice and noodles from panda express in his mouth and proceeds to splooge all over his partners br–sts. next he spits up his chinese treat on her creamy chest and the girl squeezes her br–sts together and eats his chinese delight.
guy- hey, are you hungry?
girl- yeah, i’m starving! i could go for some panda express right now!
a racist remark towards asian people, usually to mock their style of eating with chop sticks and rice bowls.
person 1: want to go to the mall?
person 2: sure, but i’m going to panda express later.
person 1: wtf dude, are you racist or something?
person 2: what, i just said i’m going to panda express.
person 1: look up what panda express means before you say that in public.
a chinaman with a premature -j-c-l-t–n problem.
me no likey m-ssage panda express. he make big white mess on table!
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