Panda Eyes

a coolidiculous term for a white male who has black make-up around his eyes, thus resembling a panda.
if your gf turns you into a panda-eyes f-sag, just laugh it off, and let her a bit of fun.
when a girl wearing mascara has a shower and it causes her eyes to look dark like a panda.
coming out of the shower,
marina “oh my god my mascara ran, i have panda eyes.”
alice “ha ha, me too”
obtained from sitting in the sun whilst wearing sun gl-sses. the sun gl-sses protect the eye socket area from the sun, whilst tanning the uncovered parts of the face. this results in an unbalanced tan, “panda eyes”
gabor was sitting on the sun drenched beach wearing his sun gl-sses for many hours, when he returned home and removed his gl-sses he was concerned by the white rings around his eyes, he said “oh my, i have panda eyes”
work-a-holic. someone who has a lack of sleep from working too much.
he works so much, he’s got panda eyes
when one punches both eyes of another person and gives the victim 2 black eyes; causing the victim to have a strong facial resemblance of the panda.
i caught my girl cheating on me, so i grabbed sancho and beat the living h-ll out of him, and finished by knocking him out by punching the spleen, sprinkling birdseed and honey all over him, dragging his naked body onto a crowded street before finishing off his punk -rs- with a nice set of panda eyes. that’ll teach him not to cheat again.
in the midst of a ferocious bl-w j-b, the male member can spontaneously w-ng to one side and out of alignment with the oral oriface. this is problematic since, through simple physical mechanisms, the most common destination of the w-nging w-lly is the concavity of the bl-w j-b giver’s eye socket. the result is almost universally a black eye. panda eyes are achieved when the owner of the w-nging w-lly deliberately w-ngs towards the other eye socket in a quest for bilateral symmetry!

verb form – to pandarise
margot saved on eye makeup after persuading the local butcher to give her panda eyes.

alice: go easy on my mouth!
bob: take it… take it
alice: ow… my eye!
bob: yeehaw.. ooo yeah
alice: oh nooo, my other eye!
bob: that’s right baby

upon her return home from the local alcoholics anonymous group, sybil was taken aside by percival and pandarised.
someone who has had a lack of sleep, resulting in dark circles under their eyes.

someone who, as a result of too much marajuana, has dark circles under their eyes
1. james was so tired, after only 2hours sleep last night, he has panda eyes.

2. dude, how stoned are you, you have m-ssive panda eyes