a “panda fail” occurs when someone is so unsuccessful at a particular task (ie. the apparent lack of s-x drive among pandas) that the person’s existance is no longer necessary.
bob’s decline of his wife’s offer to have s-x with her while concurrently eating a sandwich was a total panda fail.
- pang zao
an asian who looks caucasian, rare type of asian usually found in wisconsin that yellow lady’s skin is so light, i almost thought she was a pang zao!
- pants porpoise
human p-n-s; so called for the in and out action during coitus, supposedly like the breaching and plunging of a dolphin “dude. vera will be swimming with the pants porpoise tonight, bro!” “dude! really?” “yup. she’s finally giving up that poonanny, dude.” “right on, dude.”
- paper steak
dried j-z between the pages of a p-rn- mag i found a p-rn- mag in the bushes but the pages were stuck together with paper steaks
the process of using a paperclip to reset a modem or router to its factory default settings. this process involves unfolding the paperclip and sticking the end of it into a small hole in the router designed specifically for this purpose. after forgetting my modem’s p-ssword i had to call my isp and they said […]
- papo seco
portugese bread; smaller but fatter than baguettes! i like papo seco!