Panda key
the metaphorical key one individual is holding within a group.
whoever is holding this key has been the last one to ruin his/her, what seemed to be, 100% chance of getting laid.
named after pandas because pandas never f-ck.
(the morning after a party)
1: oh man, i hate myself
2: why, what’s happened?
1: you know that chick last night? the one who was flirting with me all night? when she told me she was leaving and going home all by herself, you know what i said to her? “goodbye”.
2: hahaha, you, my friend, have just been given the panda key.
Read Also:
- panlicker
someone who is a real idiot. used to describe a stupid act. that guy’s a real panlicker!!! 1. a “pan licker” most commonly know to lick bed pans. 2. a person known as sad dog 3. personal character description “that sad dog is a real pan licker” “yep, he most definatly licks the pan”
- Coastal Rangers
swedish special naval auxiliary force that are charged with protecting and cordoning off sweden’s coastal and littoral zones from enemy amphibious landings and enemy naval attacks. coastal rangers are similar to the u.s. navy seals and british sns (special naval service). coastal rangers are very well trained soldiers.
- Coat Envy
the state of intense jealousy one feels as a result of viewing a meat men in his signature glistening white coat. the swag which is produced by the donning of one’s meat coat has been known to cause feelings of murderous rage, s-xual pleasure and/or frustration, and an overall sense of security from being in […]
- panths
1. n. uncommon cute word used as an alternative to the word “pants” i just went online looking to buy panths for my tushie! it is an abbreviation for pantheon, which is a big dome. so this is a term for a bl-wj-b. yo tell your mom i said thanks for the panth last night
- Param Desai
refer to: swag machine he is sooo param desai! ikr