Panda Syndrome
1.a condition where you’d rather screw-off than try to get laid.
2.too stupid to reproduce for own benefit
adam: katie wanted your bone last night.
jared: yeah, too bad my panda syndrome kicked in.
a guy that exclusively dates asian women, and loves them so much that he would date a panda bear, just to say he’s dating an asian.
man, matt totally has panda syndrome. he can’t get enough of (enter asian name here), d-mn!!
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