PandaMuffin


1. the grotesque and delicious result of crossbreeding a cuddly, endangered, bamboo-eating species of china with a cuddly, endangered breakfast food. comes in several flavors, depending on which pandas and which m-ffins are used in the breeding process. every pandam-ffin is, however, equally d-mned by mother nature.

2. the s-xiest and tastiest thing in the world.
lacey: awww! you have a pandam-ffin dancing on your head.
sally: i know! isn’t he adorable?<3

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