Pandaphile
any individual obsessed with pandas to the point of that individual becoming a creepy stalker of pandas. this individual will surround them selves with all sorts of panda memorabilia, and constantly rave about the latest videos of pandas. they may also have their desktop set to the pandacam so they can keep constant tabs on the object of their obsession.
note: not to be confused with a panda file, which is a perfectly acceptable way of keeping tabs on all the latest panda diplomacy news going on in the world.
nate: “wait, so how long have you been staring at that pandacam?”
christ: “i don’t know- omgshhh it just sneezzeeeedd”
nate: “pandaphile.”
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