Pando
using pandora to look up a band that you are not familiar with, but clearly everyone else is in hopes no one calls you out for being a tool.
hipster 1: dude, have you heard of the solids?
hipster 2: no dude.
hipster 1: dude! you’ve got to check them out!
hipster 2: i’ll go pando them right now, dude!
hipster 1: duuuuuuuuude.
1)term used to describe a male panda in the “spanish street language”.
2)also used when calling someone a h-m-s-xual.
1)mama: mira ese es un pando
hija: oh wow que bonito y gordito
2)tom: hey yo holmes look at that pando
tim: ye hes a h-m- lets beat him up
tom: naw let him go,
1. to m-st-rb-t-
2. a choccolate croissant
1. dude i just had the best pando, p-ss the tissues
2. i like a pando for breakfast, say now
any clueless moron! if you rolled his brain down the edge of a sharp razor blade, it would be similar to rolling an atom down the center of a 10 lane highway. one who is like a fan: blows on one side and sucks on the other side!
hey mr. president (w), quit acting like a pando all the time!
the lowest form of life on planet earth. makes a douche bag look intelligent! blows dead j-ps on the burma road. eats sh-t sandwiches.
pardon me…i have to take a pando!
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