PanDOORa’s Box Syndrome
the rage and profanity you let out of your mouth when someone exits your room and closes your door to the point where it’s just almost closed, but it ends up staying open a crack.
i get pandoora’s box syndrome when just after my mom gets in my room and “closes my door”, and i have to take a break from w-nking to ensure maximum security.
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