Pandorgasm
the feeling you get when you are listening to streaming radio on pandora and pandora plays that perfect song you’ve been waiting to hear.
guy #1: dude, i love that new eminem song.
guy #2: dude, me too. i had a pand-rg-sm when pandora played it earlier.
guy #1: dude, that is awesome!
finding music on pandora that is mediocre, believing that people will like you more because you can regurgitate the artist’s name while drinking an overpriced portland microbrew, and then blowing a wad in your pants and no longer needing the company of the opposite s-x.
i found this great band on pandora… ooooo ah oooooo… never mind. i just had a “pand-rg-sm” and no longer need to talk with you.
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