poopskid
(pu:p·skid)
1. n. a smear of fecal matter left on a toilet bowl after use, usually from the spiraling motion of the feces while flushing. the most popular methods of removal are: a second flush, or cleaning with a toilet brush or plunger. alternatively, if accurate enough, males can use the force of urine to dislodge the remaining excrement during the next urination.
2. n. smears of fecal matter left on underwear after use, usually from the underwear wearer failing to remove the feces from the -ss crack after a doogen.
the p–pskid left on sat-rday morning was probably black because of all the beers i drank friday night. i left it on the toilet to gross out my roommates.
tiny pieces of sh-t coming out of your -ss and leaving skid marks inside of your toilet.
dude i just took a sh-t and left a p–p skid in the toilet.
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